March 2012
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
3 tags
there is no such thing as " the next beatles."
nothing-but-the-beatles:
sorry but no
Stay Strong: acciolesbians:1. What is your best... →
acciolesbians:
1. What is your best friends name? 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Whats your favorite number? 5. What was the last thing you ate? 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? 7. How is the weather right…
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
7 tags
I hate when people try to whisper to me when the...
epic-humor:
hahatulan:
“dumbass, you’re gonna get us BOTH in trouble”
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mandarkslab:
My hips are so sore from all of the imaginary sex I’m receiving.
me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
brendonboydurie:
how is it possible to love a band yet hate them so much at the same time
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s period pretends to stop and then starts back up when he’s on a date that might end in sexy times.
2 tags
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
wild-eyed-joker:
First Date- Blink 182 feat...
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
So everyone please tell me about your preteen years where you listened to Green Day. Go on. We all do it
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