February 2012
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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I feel like band members don't realize how much...
bangthe-doldrums asked: ARE YOU RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID WHEN I SENT YOU THE LINKS HO
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Interviewer: I just have one more question. Are you okay?
Mikey: Oh, I'm great!
Interviewer: Promise?
Mikey: Yeah, I - oh. Are you referring to the song?
Interviewer: Yes...
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
forte7:
eiyoko:
duckums:
WHY NOT?
Eh, couldn’t hurt. XD
Meeh sure. Why not.
shadesofblueandred:
and satan said
“let there be weekday concerts”
funnycuteandfuckable:
why can’t i be graded on my taste in my music or by how fabulous i am that would make school so much easier
this-blog-totally-blows-182:
nicotinerampage:
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I wonder if anyone at my school will lose their virginity this weekend
what people think emos do: i have all these deep dark feelings inside my deep dark black emo heart omfg i'm gonna kill myself if that band breaks up i cut myself for attention
what people who are stereotyped as emo do: omfg i sHIP IT omfg ryden buttsex frERARD have sex have SEX GAY BUTTSEX FAGGOT GAY.
stopcombiningbandnamesatthedisco:
oh yeah?
well
your mom
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redskinss:
i think i’m the type of person who would still question whether a guy liked me or not even after they’ve shoved their tongue in my mouth
